April 13th, 2002 by Barb What has the porn industry done for us?

Thank you, Mr. Flynt.

You finally get intimate with a guy for the first time, and you're wondering what he's thinking about. I'll tell you. He's thinking, "will I get away with it if I drop a load on her face?". Or, "will she take it anally". We can thank most of this to the porn industry. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not agaisnt porn. I watch it and I like it. I'm against all these wild, degrading fantasies that they place in men's heads. Does anyone ever ask the woman what her fantasy is? Oh god no, its a porn, its not made for the woman, if you want that, go watch a lesbian porn, but that of course is also to feed into the man's feeble little mind.

There’s all these tapes out, like "College Girls Gone Wild". Well, I'm a college girl, and trust me, it’s not like that. I've tried flashing guys to get free drinks, shots, hell a pen...it doesn't work. The girls at college are fat, ugly and wouldn't flash you or do anything 'wild' if their life depended on it. Sure they think going out to the parties, if you can call them that, is acting wild and crazy, but trust me it’s not. All that’s going to happen is they might get hit on by some drunk guy, and turn him down. If in fact they do go home with him, it’s going to be no "Dorm room Fantasy". Another falsity that the porn industry gave us is “that college is larger then life.”
Now if you've ever actually sat down through a whole porn, and I'm talking about the full length three hour movies, you'd notice that you become bored out of your mind. It’s the same angle shots over and over again. I've borrowed a few porn tapes from guys on my floor and I've noticed that about an hour and a half into it, the tapes are usaully stopped. Now I highly doubt they found a girls face to cum on, so did they really jerk off for an hour and a half? Or did they just get bored?

Now to this whole cumming on a girls face: Why do men feel the need to do this? The only reason they do it in American porn movies is because it is illegal to ejaculate inside of a woman. That and I'm sure the audience wants to make sure the guy actually dropped his load. This doesn't mean that the average woman is going to enjoy this. Not only is it degrading, it’s messy. And is that anywhere near attractive? "Umm..honey I think you still have some in your hair."

Now, recently my boyfriend found Bangbus. They go around and pick up chicks in a van and go through the motions and then have sex with the chicks. Any loser with a van could do this. I'll give them credit for actually selling it, but it’s brought up a few points in our relationship. Like, "I could just come on her face, not even touch her, would that be cheating?" Well he knows the answer, but for all you men out there that are unsure, YES it is still cheating. Now I'll admit, these videos are pretty amusing. They're funny as hell. But when it comes along the lines of quality, they just don't have it.

So, in conculsion, the porn industry hasn't done much, but help out 13 year old boys jack off and help grown men try new things out with their wives, girlfriends, mistresses..etc. Even though if they actually thought about it, they could be way more creative then those movies, but we all know men aren't creative ones!

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