February 23rd, 2002 by Ken Pull Your Heads Out of Your Asses!

IM BAAAAAACK!!! Mwahahahahahah!

Ok yeah I know you've all missed my insights, so I'll be giving you a nice big pile of shit...

Picture this, it's one of those rainy, stormy nights, in late September early October. You're home alone in your rather large house. Many things are running through your simple mind, that thing you saw moving a few nights ago, or that noise you thought you heard. Say you get up in the middle of night and you see a shadow when "no one's there". Or perhaps your in your basement going to turn the light on when you nearly hit the ceiling because "you heard something". Then you hear my voice of reason. That shadow you saw, more than liekly was someone that you didn't know was there, like your brother or dad getting up to take a piss in the middle of the night. And if not that, your WEAK ass mind was seeing things. And what about that noise in the basement?? Once again, if it wasn't your WEAK mind hearing things, it was probably your cat, or a mouse who got down there. For you see folks, THERE ARE NO GHOSTS! Yes, I said it. You people are letting your head be filled with all of these bullshit superstitions, and its breaking you down mentally. If it's not that, it's more than likely that you are letting the faded memory of a lost loved one get to you. I know my father is dead and that he's not coming back. No way, no chance, no how. So when I see a shadow and "no one's there" or I hear soemthing that is out of place, I dont run and hide under my bed. Nor do i sprinkle sage to "get rid of the ghosts". Do you know why? Because I KNOW better and I KNOW they arent there. Now then, in my discussiosn about this very topic, I have only come across two good points to say otherwise. One is scientific the other is religious. The scientific one begins like this: As we all know, we have energy coarsing through us. And as we also know, energy cant be destroyed. So I would suppose that one could say that this energy could POSSIBLY stick around and be a "ghost". I dont know how this energy materializes into the shape of a human form, though. Thats why, a more reasonable explenation would be that the energy released when you die simply becomes part of the energy that drives this world we live in. The second religious argument has to do with accounts of spirits in the bible. Now while I cant really argue that, I can say this; how many times was this "spirit" an angel? 9 out of 10, I do believe. So there you have it. If you need another fact to chew on, try this, just because it happened thousands of years ago, doesnt mean that ghosts still visit us. These are all reasonable explanations to show that ghosts dont exist. Sorry to burst your bubble people.

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