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Ken January 28th, 2002
by Ken

STAY OUT OF OUR BUSINESS!!!

Well now that I'm totally in a shitty mood (thanks Tiff), I'm in the best frame of mind to rant. Ever since the new war has calmed a bit, I've been seeing a lot of things on the news. One of them has to do with the P.O.W.'s that we are detaining in Cuba. These are Taliban that for some reason we didn't kill on site. The complaints are coming from Tony Blair and the President of France mostly. When some pictures were released they showed the detainees being made to kneel, facing a wall with a blindfold on. They are fed and they are allowed to worship their religion. Now please PLEASE tell me what is so bad. They have NO cells on this base, so what are they to do, give them chairs?? And even IF what is happening to them is "mistreatment" tell me why we should be nice to them in any way. And in case you didn't notice, these complaints are coming from countries other than America. Do you know WHY they are saying these fucking idotic statments?? Because it didn't happen to them in their little pussy fucking country. I can guarantee you that had those 2 planes crashed into the Eiffel Tower or Big Ben, they would be singing a whole different tune. These cock suckers that we caught shold be THANKFUL that we are being so nice to them. If the average Joe in America, say ME had a chance to dish out some punishment, it wouldn't be a pretty sight. I'd start out with something simple, say we pull all of their fingernails out, one by one. Then perhaps we can kill two birds with one stone. First we can show these fuckers how violent we REALLY are by sending them into a room full of those racist assholes in the KKK. That will show them how truly twisted the average American is. Then, if we are lucky, they will kill each other and we will have that many less problems in our little country. Or if we REALLY want to make an example of these pricks, I say we get them in a helicopter and take off. Once you get about eh, 150 ft. in the air, you fly them over the Washington Monument and just impale one after another after another and make it a true monument. Or how about we take some of these Taliban jag off's and hang them from the top of the St. Louis Arch. Then take a picture of it and send it to the rest of those suspected terrorists and say THIS IS WHAT AWAITS YOU!!! Or lets say we introduce a new game show called, "Kill a Terrorist, Win $1000". That way we can pump more cash into the economy and help our contry's mental state in one fell swoop. So I say treat them however you want there in Cuba. And to the rest of the world, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT! Do you get that Tony!?!

 

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